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    Saturday, September 16, 2006

    Spam as literature

    I usually just dump spam emails into my junk folder, but Alex called one he received to my attention this morning. It wasn't the whatever-it-was they were peddling but the little poem at the end of the message. It was so delightful, I thought I should check out a few in my own inbox. The first -- "are you happy," sent by Alma -- was Alex's find. I've edited "Moth Garbled" a little, just to make it more readable.
    are you happy
    by Alma
    You, a horse! Oh, not a real one, of course
    By the time he had finished his preparations and stowed all his electrical
    belongings in his various pockets, it was nearly midnight and the house was quiet

    i didn't forgot
    by Dean
    That made an extraordinary long hole, as you may imagine, and reached far down into the earth; and, as I leaned over it to try to see to the bottom, I lost my balance and tumbled in
    He started the machine again towards the east, and at a more moderate rate of speed skimmed over the surface of the desert

    Moth Garbled
    by George Knox
    Many among these valued neighborhood counselors begged him not to go at all. But Kivi's discouragement built up in Hayden a stubborn Western-Yankee resentment. Ridiculous spectacle of yourself, and everybody laughing at you.

    Probably, he admitted, he was nearer to the capering Kivi than to the mulish Jess Bradbin.

    With agony he managed to turn his head enough to make out their situation.

    If I were only twenty again, and strong and unafraid Always so helpless and never, never think about what I may want or need or anything! There were hesitations, worries, preparations to be got through.

    But such treachery to American good-fellowship he kept concealed.

    He came clearly to in a hospital, with his head bandaged and Dr. He looked at their bedroom: the chaise longue, the tapestry wallpaper, the black and silver desk.

    In college, that Kipling thing, For to admire and for to see, I've wandered oer the world so wide.

    I think that I would like to be a self-respecting humanbeing, and even learn to read! I must endure a heavy penance to make up, in some tiny degree, for killing Caprice. Crittenhams owlish peering and the horrible scrambled eggs and cold toast.

    Caprice and he might lie here, bleeding, stranglingly thirsty, for many nights and days.

    I don't think any of it has been published yet, but hell be another Evelyn Waugh.

    He had seen no one whom he knew coming aboard. His face was thin, and people said that his eyes were kind.

    But Kivi's discouragement built up in Hayden a stubborn Western-Yankee resentment. Caprice had read only the society page, the fashion notes, and those same murder trials. Roxanna could not have noticed any ruefulness in him.

    But honestly, Hay, you're in wonderful shape. He ruled, Dead certain to be acold fall, this fall, see whatta mean? And I'm a tramp that only wants to see new towns and learn to read Plato in the Greek.

    Had he passed out, had he been unconscious?

    They could both die here before they were found. You always did like chatting and chinning and visiting with the lady clients, you old rogue!

    To live for months overlooking a monastery garden, mystic and contemplative.

    Enough so that they rather horribly suggested a funeral.

    To live for months overlooking a monastery garden, mystic and contemplative. He tried to remember where he was going and just why he was going there.

    There was a light, gay quality in the air.

    posted by Nichole @ 10:08 AM  

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